The only things certain in life are death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
We obey the law - we pay the tax and then we pray we did it right! Some people do their own taxes but I won't. I do not want that responsibility on my shoulders. I'll just pay somebody else to do it and get all the information to them, thank you! It's well worth the cost to have that peace of mind.
"Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile", said Bob. "I tried it, but they wanted cash!" - Bob
It's so funny to walk into the CPA's office because you know right away everyone is there for the same reason. We all have that same blank look on our faces. We know what it is, but we just don't know exactly what it is. Will it be good news - a refund? Or will it be bad news - gotta pay in? Flip the coin and hope the deductions outweigh and you get money back.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
- attributed to Albert Einstein
It's a little like being in Vegas, actually. Everyone has that look like - "Come on lucky refund... come on, baby - roll the dice and win the pot!" No, tax day is not my very favorite day, but I'm determined to make the best of it. I think it's funny to see the expression on people's faces as they walk out of the office. Some look overjoyed while some look like they have just received news that their pet sea monkey died. I am a people watcher - and people crack me up!
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation. - Farmer's Almanac
I love the study of body language, known as kinesics (pronounced 'kineesicks') as well. In the office, no one speaks but if you watch closely, they tell the story without saying a word. The non-verbal communication began when I watched a man standing at the front desk with his hand in his pocket nervously jingling the change and whatnot. He must have thought that what was in his pocket would be all he would have left!
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
- John Maynard Keynes
Then an older couple came in, checked in at the front desk and took their seat. She was awkward with silence and just kept rifling through the magazines on the table and organizing them as though she was going to burst if she didn't get to speak at some point.
In March, that month of wind and taxes,
The wind will presently disappear,
The taxes last us all year. - Ogden Nash
The United States is the only country where it takes more brains to figure your tax than to earn the money to pay it. - Edward J. Gurney
As a general rule, we do not receive a refund of any kind. This year, however, due to all of the increased medical expenses we've incrued, we get quite a handsome refund. When we got that bit of good news I immediately announced that I have plans for that money. The CPA nearly choked on her gum, she laughed so hard. Yes I do have plans and it's not to pay out for more expensive drugs either. **sigh**.
A girl's gotta do a little livin' while she can, ya know!!! I wanna have some fun!
Happy TAX DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!